Last night, after I had taken a long hot relaxing bath and wasn’t dressed yet, I decided to clear away some stuff in the bathroom. While doing so, I felt a cold drop on my body. I looked up, but nothing dripping within sight. I continued, and felt another drop. Hmm. I knew the bathroom was damp, and I felt the sloping wall/ceiling, but nothing so damp that it would drip. I carried on.
Drip. WTF ? I even felt the towel rack and such, but no wet stuff there. Hmm ?
As I walked to the mirror: drip ! And then I realised what it was: my own goddamned breasts !
Argh, I hate this milk thing ! I feel like a fucking cow !

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